I bought a new computer.  I laid my old PC Mr. Sunshine to rest (named Mr. Sunshine as he was brought into the world to brighten my day after my previous laptop was stolen in a break in.)  I was at the Apple store.  Go big or go home right?  In and out, 15 minutes, add a couple zeros to that number and remove it from my savings, yes, Mr. Apple.  

Me: "I think I'm going to faint." 

Computer Genius: "I know what you mean.  I bought a house yesterday and signed my life away.  You should get Apple Care."