I bought a new computer. I laid my old PC Mr. Sunshine to rest (named Mr. Sunshine as he was brought into the world to brighten my day after my previous laptop was stolen in a break in.) I was at the Apple store. Go big or go home right? In and out, 15 minutes, add a couple zeros to that number and remove it from my savings, yes, Mr. Apple.
Me: "I think I'm going to faint."
Computer Genius: "I know what you mean. I bought a house yesterday and signed my life away. You should get Apple Care."